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Jokes
A man pays the turnstile operator a, 50pound note at the Stadium of Light.
Supporter:"Two Please."
Turnstile Operator:"Will that be defenders or strikers, sir?"
NUFC Lyrics
Blaydon Races:
Oh me lads you shud of seen us Gannin,
Passin the folks along the road and all of them were Stannin,
lot of lads 'n' lasses there all with smilin faces
Gannin along the scotswood road!
To see the Blaydon races.

(This is to the tune of Blue Moon)
To soon, the title will be at toon,
and Sunderland they will cry,
as Kieron Dyer lets fly.

(to the tune of Adams family)
He`ll tackle`em and hack`em,
headers he can crack`em
He scores against the Mackems
Its Dabizas the Greek

Viana oooooohhhh
Viana oooooohhhh
He comes from Portugal
He plays for Newcastle

We've got Laurent Laurent Laurent Robert on the wing on the wing
We've got Laurent Laurent Laurent Robert on the wing

Laurent Laurent Robert everyone knows his name

(To the tune of the Outhere Brothers, Boom Boom')
Toon, Toon, Toon, everybody say wheyaye (wheyaye)

Liam O'Brien Andy O'Brien Any Any Any O'Brien
Who put the ball in the Mackems net O'Brien O'Brien

We are the Geordies,
The Geordie boot boys,
We are mental,
And we are mad,
We are the loyalist,
football supporters,
The world has ever had!

Theres only one Bobby Robson,
One Bobby Robson,
walking along,
singing a song,
walking in a Robson wonderland!

Hey Alan Shearer
ooh ahh
I wanna knowooo How you scored that goal.

Bobby Robson's Black and White Army (repeat etc.)

Craig Craig Bellamy tra lalalalala
Craig Craig Bellamy tra lalalala

E i e i e i o up the premier league we go,
we're the Geordie boys,
this is what we say,
we're the Geordies,
super Geordies,
Robson is the king!

Oh when the mags
oh when the mags
oh when the mags cum marchin in
I want to be in that number,
wen the mags cum marchin in

Games
Test your Response time!
Click on "Start" first, and wait until the background color changes. As soon as it changes, hit "stop!"









Play Tetris!

Ping-Pong

TicTacToe


Video Clips
Alan Shearer vs Everton

 
   
 

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